Unofficial Dailyskew contributor Francisco Cervelli was sent down to the minor leagues. All of this was (kinda) predicted in December 2010. This stems from Cervelli participating in a DailySkew podcast without permission from the Yankees. Cervelli was shocked at his…
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New York Mets Take Access Away From Reporter (Over Book?)
Jay Horwitz, the Director of Media Relations for the New York Mets, called Howard Megdal’s editor and told him bluntly that Howard’s media credentials would not be renewed this year. In other words, Howard Megdal has lost his media access…
Yu Darvish Shot in Texas Before Rangers Press Conference
MOT NEWS- Yu Darvish, the 25-year old Japanese pitching sensation, was shot in Dallas Texas right before the Texas Rangers, who had won bidding rights for $51.7 million dollars, were going to announce his contract at a press conference. Darvish…
Andy Pettitte Retires
Andy Pettitte Retires – guest post by a Friend of Andy Look, I can’t give you my name because Andy will kill me, but the bottom line is that I just spoke with him yesterday, and he said there is…
Cashman to Trade Francisco Cervelli Due to Podcast
Francisco Cervelli’s days in a Yankees uniform are numbered, and he will be traded this baseball offseason said a source involved with the day-to-day operations of the New York Yankees, on the condition of anonymity. The 2011 Yankees will not carry…
Ron Gardenhire 2010 Manager of the Year INTERVIEW
The following DailySkew mock interview was not conducted in Minnesota yesterday: DailySkew: Mr. Gardenhire, we at the DailySkew just wanted to congratulate you on winning your very first Manager of the Year award after being voted runner up for 5 years. I…
Which Yankees are Gay? Homosexual Baseball Players
Taking a look at the 2010 New York Yankees roster, here’s a list of possible gay Yankees, ranked by probability. Homosexual baseball players are closeted. Remember, for every 10 people you see in the world, 2 of them are gay,…
Manny Ramirez Auctions Grill on ebay
Hi, I’m Manny Ramirez… Filed by D. Hospital 3-21-07 Rest assured blog readers, when you read Daily Skew Baseball on blogger.com, you’ll be warned if Tony and I write a parody. This is NOT a parody. Controversial Boston Red Sox…