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Welcome to the Yankees, Mark Teixeira!

January 6, 2009
By DailySkew
Welcome to the Yankees, Mark Teixeira!

Well, Mark Teixeira (the NEW Number 25) explained his TRUE reasons for signing with the Yankees: #1 Proximity to his family (his parents are 290 miles away, someone lives in New Jersey, and his sister whom he never mentioned until today lives in NY.)#2 He always wanted to become a Yankee (which explains why he...
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DailySkew Interview: Gary Carter Apologizes for Willie Randolph Manager Comments

May 28, 2008
By DailySkew
DailySkew Interview: Gary Carter Apologizes for Willie Randolph Manager Comments

DAILYSKEW: Gary…what happened, man? GARY CARTER: I want to clear this up especially. I never wanted to try to undermine or do anything to bring this to a situation where I’m trying to campaign for something. DS: Okay, but did you not say, in reference to the possibility of the Mets firing Willie Randolph: quote/unquote: “I...
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Eva Longoria

April 15, 2008
By DailySkew
Eva Longoria

MLB’s Hottest Rookie- Tampa Bay Rays Eva Longoria(Tony Vahl neither confirms nor denies)I can’t believe Brian Bruney just gave up a home run to Eva Longoria. How the mighty have fallen. *** Is Brian Bruney Infatuated with Eva Longoria? Some have questions Brian Bruney’s intensity when facing Eva Longoria. “Seems to me that he threw her a softball,” stated...
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