Steroids

Top 10 Reasons Why Sammy Sosa Looks Like Pale 10. Sammy Sosa was testing his wife’s makeup and didn’t know how to apply foundation.9. Sammy Sosa is a zombie.8. Sammy Sosa is auditioning for the Twilight sequel as Vampire Bodyguard #3.7. Sammy Sosa changed his skin and eye color and hair texture to trick Hall...
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Results from David Ortiz’s New York press conference: “I don’t know why … no one can tell me why I’m on the list. I consider myself one of those guys who were definitely a little bit careless back in the days when I was buying supplements — legal supplements — over the counter. But I...
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Chicago Rain Delay…Andy Pettitte really tried to work through a tough game for him, and his line score 6.1 innings, 8K, 0BB, 2 runs, looks a lot better than how he actually pitched. The Chicago White Sox played tight baseball, and Andy literally slipped on the grass, the Sox broke up a double play. Nick...
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David Ortiz’s reaction about being on the 2003 Steroid List: “I have no comment.” Wow, pretty shocking Big Papi has no comment, after all he was pretty vocal about PEDs (performance enhancing drugs). Let’s hit REWIND and revisit those statements: “I think you clean up the game by the testing, I test you, you test...
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The MEDIA really buried Manny Ramirez when he returned to the Dodgers (he hit a HR in his debut). It didn’t help that he played in NY vs the Mets either. So many reporters and TV talking heads ripped him to shreds. I mean, come on- he served his time, but that’s still not good...
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National Crisis Averted In what was a closer game that Yankees fans felt comfortable with, the Yankees beat the Nationals 5-3. Now me? I get worried when the Yanks face the “worst team in baseball”. Robinson Cano continues to be hot, and CC was once again an ace. What a workhorse he is, I really love...
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Sammy Sosa has “officially” retired from MLB (no one had signed him since 2007). Sammy made the mistake of telling ESPN yesterday: “I will calmly wait for my induction to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Don’t I have the numbers to be inducted?” Suffice to say the MEDIA had a field day with that comment. THEY...
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ICON MANNY RAMIREZ HAS BEEN SUSPENDED FOR 50 GAMES UNDER MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL’S DRUG POLICYA written statement by the Player’s Union (Manny sockpuppet): “Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me.” “Unfortunately, the medication was banned under...
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Ken Shamrock, 45, was suspended by the California State Athletic Commission after testing positive for three anabolic steroids. Shamrock was tested following a February 13 bout in Fresno which he won. Shamrock, who was to fight former (overrated) WWE wrestler Bobby Lashley. Shamrock was suspended for one year and all states must recognize the suspension. Done! I’m...
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A federal judge has barred prosecutors from using three steroid test results and other key evidence in Barry Bonds’ trial set to start in March 2 because personal trainer Greg Anderson’s will not testify to validate the tests. The judge had said she was troubled by the admissibility of the test results...
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