New Sammy Sosa Vampire Photo

Top 10 Reasons Why Sammy Sosa Looks Like Pale

10. Sammy Sosa was testing his wife’s makeup and didn’t know how to apply foundation.
9. Sammy Sosa is a zombie.
8. Sammy Sosa is auditioning for the Twilight sequel as Vampire Bodyguard #3.
7. Sammy Sosa changed his skin and eye color and hair texture to trick Hall of Fame voters into voting for a “new” guy who hit 609 HR.
6. That’s really Bizarro Sammy Sosa. The real Sammy Sosa is being trapped by Lex Luthor.
5. Darn camera flashes make everyone look like ghosts.
4. Photoshop!
3. Sammy Sosa wants to become a big Dominican Republic movie actor. He knows all about racism so wants to look white to get a role. He will be playing WHITE HULK and will fight GREEN HULK and RED HULK.
2. Sammy Sosa’s steroids and HGH have WORN OFF!
1. Sammy Sosa will be playing Michael Jackson on an NBC special.

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