Carl Pavano: The Yankees hurt my feelings
Similar to former WWF wrestler Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake cutting a promo on Monday Night Raw crying about how his life was in ruins because of a parasailing accident and his wife leaving him, former Yankees DL mainstay Carl Pavano cut a promo about how unfairly he was treated there.
Like the fans chanted while listening to Beefcake’s heartfelt story: “Booooooring”, “Who cares”, and “You suck”.
Here’s what Carl ($40 million) said:
“When you’re down, you expect your organization to pick you up, not kick you when you’re down. I’ve had to pick myself up quite a few times the last four years. I’m not holding any grudges. You just keep moving forward.”
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How on God’s green earth did the New York Yankees hurt this moron’s
feelings? How can you pick someone
up when they are lower than a snakes belly? Why didn’t Pavano pick himself up and stop crying?
If i were him i would try and pitch
not bitch, okay?