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DailyBalance Presents: Andy Pettitte

Due to the overburden of Andy Pettitte supporters in my life, I now present-

The DailyBalance: Andy Pettitte

Andy Pettitte did the right thing, according to the House Representatives- he told the truth when all of the cards were on the table. The MEDIA is spinning this like a betrayal of friendship, but you know Andy did not go overboard with what he said. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if Roger Clemens’ approved his message, if you know what I mean.

The bottom line is that Andy has a higher power to answer to- the Big Man upstairs, not The Rocket. The situation is too ugly down here- Andy is not going to perpetuate a lie, especially with a possible court hearing. Andy wants to focus on pitching in 2008, and can’t be bogged down with Clemens drama all year. Andy has a duty to God, his family, his teammates, and the fans of New York to put this behind him.

Andy has been an upstanding citizen his entire life, and he made a few mistakes, thanks to The Rocket’s influence. Now he can finally be his own man. Andy is just but one witness in this whole thing. In fact, Roger is now saying that when he was discussing HGH to Andy, he was talking about his wife- Debbie Clemens- and Andy misunderstood him. See how everything works out in the end?

I mean, Roger was signing autographs with the congressional members. Everything is going to be okay.

An example of the MEDIA jumping on Andy.

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  8 comments for “DailyBalance Presents: Andy Pettitte”

  1. infiniterhymez
    December 18, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    class=” ” Hi Andy not a problem, and your Uncle Graham is a top man !

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  4. 1Littleagger
    May 30, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    huh…kinda seems as if you are applying that anyone without your ideals isn’t their “own man”. Relish the fact that you are your “own man”, and everyone else isn’t, because then you would just be another face in the crowd.

  5. gtrsfan343
    May 29, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    omg round two…. i think they like spazzed out and raped u, lol. amazing battles, u own man

  6. bellystraw
    April 15, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    i have just been to the royal theater and watched some ballet to The Unforgiven, Sad but True played by apocalyptica, and Deathzone, Betrayal/Forgiveness and farewel also by Apocalyptica, it was the most beutifull i have ever seen.

  7. qazibasit
    April 10, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    motherfuck fox and dumb ass palin

  8. Shazam!
    February 14, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    The Council of the Six officially endorses this blog post.

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